The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
Part 4
51 Entries on This Page
World Record for Longest Time Chewing Gum
In 2032 George decided to attempt the world record for the longest time continuously chewing a piece of gum (previously listed as 417 days). He was going strong and thought he was going to break the record when his jaw cramped up on day 210. Neal, ... Read More
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Added: 04/11/2014
Books Change Lives (In Terribly Manipulative Ways)!
In 1957, scientists discovered that children were suffering from extremely low self-esteem. To combat this, George and Neal created an award-winning series of books that sought to increase kids’ self esteem. Unfortunately, this plan backfired as b... Read More
Added: 04/11/2014
Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber Want to Be Us!
In an effort to ride the coattails of our success, in 2013 Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber began their own adventures, chronicling their own sagas through such outlets as TMZ, Huffington Post, Perez Hilton, E!, and your local police reports. While Mil... Read More
Added: 04/11/2014
Fotomat Selfie
As a result of Instagram’s success in 2010, on April 1, 2010 George and Neal went back to 1980 and changed the names of all the “FotoMats” to “Sometime-Later-Gram’s". No one got the joke for 30 years.... Read More
Views: 548/5681
Added: 04/11/2014
When fate hands us a lemon let's try to make a lemonade: The Origin
In 1906 George accidentally originated the popular phrase "When fate hands you lemons, make lemonade." This phrase was later published in Volume 26, Issue 5 of Men's Wear magazine in January 1909 before Elbert Hubbard used in in Reader's Digest in O... Read More
Added: 04/11/2014
Like a Rock
After the hit song “What Does the Fox Say” became the top trending video of 2013, George and Neal released their song, “What Does The Rock Say”. It was 5 minutes of silence. It was a big hit among monks.... Read More
Views: 607/1842
Added: 04/12/2014
Who's the Bossasaur?
In 1904, just one year after Elmer Riggs published his paper stating that Apatosaurus and Brontosaurus were the same creature, George and Neal discovered the skeleton of a brand new sauropod during an archeological dig in Turkey Creek Canyon near Mor... Read More
Added: 04/12/2014
Join the Moebius Strip Club
In 2015, tired of hearing all about his father's "great adventures" with George, Adin decided to put a stop to it (and have some fun in the process). At first, he went back in time to 1996, causing George to befriend him instead of Neal. The result... Read More
Added: 04/24/2014
The Wilhelm Scream and Other Sounds
The Wilhelm Scream is pretty well known for being a sound effect used in many, many movies. What is less well known is that George and Neal also provided sound effects that have been used in numerous movies, too. George made the original Jaros Yode... Read More
Added: 04/24/2014
That Crazy Bette
On April 25, 2014 Bette Midler was finally successful in her dastardly plot to capture Neal and George. Using a baked lasagna she was able to lure them into her trap (truthfully they suspected a trap all along, but thought it was for Garfield and wa... Read More
Added: 12/31/2015
No One Out Quotes The Donald
Did you know that George and Neal have written speeches for so many great politicians? Some of their best work includes:“I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity.” - Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House“It's time for the hum... Read More
Added: 12/31/2015
Present Cookies. Which could also be given as presents. So, a double win.
In 1918, David Jung (arguably) invented the fortune cookie. Given its immense popularity, George and Neal created a cookie that told you your present. With messages such as “You just ate some food”, “You have just paid your bill” and “this cookie w... Read More
Added: 01/03/2016
We Made Bon Jovi Cool
In early 1986 Bon Jovi was working on their album Slippery When Wet. Because their previous album wasn't as successful as they had hoped, they hired professional songwriter Desmond Child as a collaborator. He helped write some of the biggest hits f... Read More
Added: 01/03/2016
Mmmm.... Gluten...
In 2010, George and Neal created a line of delicious, gluten-free food for those with gluten sensitivities. The food line was a gigantic hit for hundreds of years. As a result, however, George and Neal amassed large stockpiles of gluten which they ... Read More
Views: 284/5048
Added: 01/04/2016
George the Merciless
On a visit to 1932 George and Neal met with Alex Raymond and related some of this Saga. Alex was inspired and two years later created Flash Gordon, a fairly accurate retelling of some of our adventures. Though the personalities are different, Raymo... Read More
Added: 01/04/2016
Say Anything (That Won't Get You Arrested)
In 1988 Neal's infatuation with John Cusack reached an all-time high. John was generally pretty cool with it, but during the filming of Say Anything Neal went just a little too far (apparently hiding in the back seat of John's 1976 Blue Chevy Malibu... Read More
Added: 05/26/2016
World's First Selfie
It was widely thought that Robert Cornelius took the very first self-portrait (or "selfie") in 1839. However, the truth is, not surprisingly, much more complicated than that. When Robert's friend, Herman "Twitchy" Aaron saw the selfie, he became in... Read More
Added: 05/28/2016
It Stinks!
Thanks to the success of nasty food television shows such as Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, and Worst Cooks in America, by 2019 there were no food critics willing to give any positive reviews to restaurants. Every review contained only scathing... Read More
Added: 07/09/2016
World's Firster Selfie
After Neal claimed to be in the first "selfie", George decided to both photobomb that "selfie" and then one-up Neal (because that's what he does). So in 1433 George joined the Early Netherlandish master Jan van Eyck in painting "Portrait of Two Men ... Read More
Added: 07/11/2016
Pokemon STOP
In 2016, the phone app Pokemon:GO! was extremely popular. Kids, adults, and chimpanzees capable of stealing iPhones were all playing this highly addictive game, involving searching real-world locations to "capture" Pokemon characters.What people don... Read More
Added: 07/20/2016
The World's Gone Tipsy
In 1932 the Italian government hired George to stabilize the Leaning Tower of Pisa to prevent its collapse. Starting during its construction and continuing until George's stabilization project the tower gradually shifted to lean 5.5 degrees. But Ge... Read More
Added: 07/26/2016
The Guide to Everything
It surely goes without saying that, for thousands of years, George and Neal had an enormous impact on pop culture. They affected everything from television shows to movies, music to currency (especially during 2037-2062 where they convinced the worl... Read More
Added: 08/08/2016
Oh Wilson, Wherefore Art Thou Wilson
Unbeknownst to many, and typical for a Hollywood film, 2000s blockbuster hit Cast Away, starring Tom Hanks, was nowhere near as good as the Broadway musical it was based on, which also starred Tom Hanks and, coincidentally, Neal. Neal played the ico... Read More
Added: 08/08/2016
Bio-Autobiography
In 4020, George's clone wrote a biography about George's exciting, almost unbelievable life; however, since it was his life too, the clone technically composed the world's first "bio-autobiography". Interestingly, "Original George" (who unfortunatel... Read More
Added: 09/21/2016
There is No Zero!
In 1966 George and Neal decided to visit the year 0, but the adventures they had in year 0 were so debaucherous that all reference to the year has been stricken from historical records.
Added: 09/21/2016
Clarissa (Neal) Explains It All. Well, Some of It. Poorly.
George recently learned that when movie directors want to disown a horrible project, they would remove their name and instead use the pseudonym "Alan Smithee". Seeing a financial opportunity (and wishing to recoup the money Neal lost the two of them... Read More
Added: 10/28/2016
If You Survive the Looks You'll Be Tickled Smaragdine...
You know that saying, "If looks could kill"? Well, for a short period in 1868 some looks actually could kill. Glares, frowns, and the evil eye were often incapacitating and occasionally fatal. Luckily George and Neal were around and everyone was s... Read More
Added: 10/28/2016
Presidential Passion!
Originally, Mel Gibson won the 2016 election. Thanks to George and Neal's time machine, this was averted. Unfortunately, Mel Gibson also had a time machine (which explains why many of his movies are so historically accurate), and he used it to once... Read More
Added: 01/25/2017
Chewie Wookie Cookies
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... As a young girl, Princess Leia Organa was a member of the Alderaan Starflower Girl Scout Troop. Her troop was one of the first in the Core Worlds, but began to struggle with funding as a result of increa... Read More
Added: 03/08/2017
Settling The Great Debate
In an attempt to settle the long-running debate whether human behavior is determined by a person’s genes or rather by their environment, George and Neal traveled to 1990 and created the rap/ska musical group Naughty b... Read More
Added: 08/06/2017
It's a buffet, not a Buffett...
In 2121 Neal was stranded in the middle of the Pacific Ocean on a desert island. However, Neal couldn't spell and thought he was on a dessert island. He spent the next year and a half eating nothing but sand, bark, and the occasional wandering crab... Read More
Added: 08/06/2017
A Worthy Cause!
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, a story about a child born as an old man who aged in reverse, wasn’t always a work of fiction. Originally, there were multiple cases of children born as old people who then aged in reverse. In 2068, George and N... Read More
Views: 431/2348
Added: 08/07/2017
Give me a head with hair, weird, awkward hair...
In 2017 George and Neal decided to start a new hairstyle fad. Instead of the refined, prim, manicured look that they made popular for most of the previous decade they both decided to skip the weekly stylist visits and nightly shampoo/conditioner/bru... Read More
Views: 262/1357
Added: 08/07/2017
Pre-Pre-Plagarism
On April 1, 2023, Neal was constantly repeating everything that George said. It was later discovered that as a practical joke George used the time traveling machine to go back in time to learn what Neal was about to say, then said it moments before ... Read More
Added: 08/09/2017
Pre-Plagarism
On April 1, 2023, Neal was constantly repeating everything that George said. It was later discovered that as a practical joke George used the time traveling machine to go back in time to learn what Neal was about to say, then said it moments before N... Read More
Added: 08/09/2017
I Like My Cartoon Men Like I Like My Fish, Round and Pudgy
During 2003, while involved in their historic "Dare Ya..." competitions, Neal said, "George, I dare ya to create a real life Ziggy," (the adorable, nonthreatening newspaper comic strip character). Neal was deeply satisfied with this dare, as he knew... Read More
Added: 09/11/2017
Now THAT's a Timeline!
For many years, the makers of the card game Timeline sought to create a “George and Neal”-centric game. However, given the convoluted and ever-changing history affected by the duo’s chronal exploits, it made creating the game impossible. It was onl... Read More
Added: 10/02/2018
Why Read For Free What You Can Pay Money For?
Then there was the time that the entire George and Neal saga appeared in book purchasable book form, on Blurb.com (http://www.blurb.com/b/8323918-the-grand-saga-of-george-and-neal-s-adventures-thr). Now you, too, can purchase a book, the contents of ... Read More
Added: 10/15/2018
I Had Another Dream
In 1940 George and Neal wrote and released a song entitled Dreaming of a Purple Christmas. The song was mildly successful and in 1941 Irving Berlin wrote a parody called White Christmas. Oddly, the parody went on to garner more success than the ori... Read More
Added: 12/12/2018
Happy 10th - no wait - 1020th anniversary!
February 2019 marks the 10th anniversary of the Grand Saga of George and Neal's Adventures Through Time and Space (and Pudding)! ....well, February 2019 did originally. Then George took the chronicles to 1009 a.d., to let the masses enjoy such a g... Read More
Added: 01/14/2019
Tic Tac Toe... Eewwww...
In 2039 the game Tic Tac Toe had a huge resurgence in popularity when Neal discovered that the game had a hidden Easter Egg, where you could actually play on the lines instead of the squares. This opened up many new strategies, that for centuries, h... Read More
Added: 02/11/2019
George and Neal: Confession Time
George and Neal have constantly manipulated reality through their countless (well, really infinite, if you consider the multiverse versions of George and Neal) time traveling. Their efforts have benefited the universe over and over. For example, ma... Read More
Added: 03/06/2019
Sisqo's Lullaby
In 2018 George's third kid served as inspiration to his greatest gift to the human race. He noticed that Andrew was very mobile and kept having problems with his diaper shifting into odd positions. Additionally, diapers are really not all that styl... Read More
Added: 03/06/2019
High School
Jealous that the fictitious time travelers, Bill and Ted, got to meet and bring historical figures to their timelines, George and Neal decided to one-up them. They created an entire high school, populating the student body with hundreds of "borrowed... Read More
Added: 03/17/2020
Don't Let Coronavirus Cancel Your Wedding
In 1921 George and Neal founded their bridal fashion line. Unfortunately George and Neal knew absolutely nothing about bridal fashion and their company wasn't very successful. This didn't stop them though, and they used their knowledge of the futur... Read More
Added: 03/17/2020
Time is a Cruel Mistress
Neal turned 42 in 2020 (but celebrated his birthday in 1961 so he could send a chimp named Ham into outer space... not for science purposes, but because the chimp owed Neal some money... but that's a story for a different day). That day, Neal notice... Read More
Added: 03/18/2020
Leggo Your Logo
In August 2019 the popular hobby website Board Game Geek changed their logo from the lovable, cuddly geek to a strange, orange, amorphous blob (apparently following the trend set by the country three years earlier). George and Neal capitalized on th... Read More
Views: 1311/1383
Added: 04/02/2020
We Got (no) Game!
Athletes. They command respect, admiration, and free Wheaties cereal. Having conquered every other field imaginable (and then creating fields not yet imagined and conquering those) George and Neal's traveled to 1990 to become world-renowned athlete... Read More
Added: 02/08/2021
You Won't Be Able To Unsee It. Sorry.
George has always had a love of science fiction. Something about the amazing stories with their roots in real science, fantasy, futurism, and history has always fascinated and inspired him. He also finds it funny how many things that the public bel... Read More
Added: 02/10/2021
Down With The Sickness
When the 2020 COVID pandemic hit, it crippled many industries. In hopes of giving a little back - as well as propping up the critically important Broadway play financial sector, George wrote, produced, and acted in the pandemic-themed "Socially Dist... Read More
Added: 02/10/2021
When Lemurade Fails
When Neal's recipe for Lemurade failed to catch on in the early 1900s, George suggested that it may have been because Lemurade didn't contain any actual lemurs. In 1964 George developed the recipe for Gatorade. He was sure this would be a wonderful... Read More
Added: 02/10/2021
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