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World Record for Longest Time Chewing Gum

In 2032 George decided to attempt the world record for the longest time continuously chewing a piece of gum (previously listed as 417 days). He was going strong and thought he was going to break the record when his jaw cramped up on day 210. Neal, ... Read More

 

World Record for Longest Time Chewing Gum - This snapshot was taken during one of the several days that we shared chewing responsibilities.


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Entry Logged By: George - Photos by: George (1)
Views: 8654/4522
Added: 04/11/2014

 

Books Change Lives (In Terribly Manipulative Ways)!

In 1957, scientists discovered that children were suffering from extremely low self-esteem. To combat this, George and Neal created an award-winning series of books that sought to increase kids’ self esteem. Unfortunately, this plan backfired as b... Read More

 

Books Change Lives (In Terribly Manipulative Ways)! - It's nice that Neal got to pass on wisdom his father told him as a child.

 

 - Pictured Above: Optimism.

 

 - Pictured Above: Unconditional Love.


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Entry Logged By: Neal - Photos by: Neal (3)
Views: 327/6829
Added: 04/11/2014

 

Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber Want to Be Us!

In an effort to ride the coattails of our success, in 2013 Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber began their own adventures, chronicling their own sagas through such outlets as TMZ, Huffington Post, Perez Hilton, E!, and your local police reports. While Mil... Read More

 

Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber Want to Be Us! - We know it's difficult to tell some times, but that's Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus in the left photo and Neal Simon and George Jaros in the right photo.  (Or is it the other way around, we get confused, too.)


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Names Mentioned: E!(1) huffington post(1) justin bieber(1) miley cyrus(1) perez hilton(1) tmz(1)
Entry Logged By: George - Photos by: George (1)
Views: 295/4906
Added: 04/11/2014

 

Fotomat Selfie

As a result of Instagram’s success in 2010, on April 1, 2010 George and Neal went back to 1980 and changed the names of all the “FotoMats” to “Sometime-Later-Gram’s". No one got the joke for 30 years.... Read More

 

Fotomat Selfie - Before.

 

 - After . Guinness World Records found this to be the longest-gestating April Fool's joke ever.


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Entry Logged By: Neal - Photos by: Neal (2)
Views: 298/3856
Added: 04/11/2014

 

When fate hands us a lemon let's try to make a lemonade: The Origin

In 1906 George accidentally originated the popular phrase "When fate hands you lemons, make lemonade." This phrase was later published in Volume 26, Issue 5 of Men's Wear magazine in January 1909 before Elbert Hubbard used in in Reader's Digest in O... Read More

 

When fate hands us a lemon let's try to make a lemonade: The Origin - We're really not sure why Neal's idea didn't catch on.  At least the lemurs really like the blend of raspberries, strawberries, dragon fruit, blood orange, pomegranate, beets, red cabbage, rhubarb, currants, cherries, cranberries, cherry tomatoes, and rambuten.


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Names Mentioned: dale carnegie(2) elbert hubbard(1) how to stop worrying and start living(1) men's wear magazine(1)
Entry Logged By: George - Photos by: George (1)
Views: 505/12146
Added: 04/11/2014

 

Like a Rock

After the hit song “What Does the Fox Say” became the top trending video of 2013, George and Neal released their song, “What Does The Rock Say”. It was 5 minutes of silence. It was a big hit among monks.... Read More

 

Like a Rock - Though the song sold out arenas...

 

 - The acoustic show was much more intimate.Regardless, most critics found both shows made no sense.


Entry Logged By: Neal - Photos by: Neal (2)
Views: 311/1714
Added: 04/12/2014

 

Who's the Bossasaur?

In 1904, just one year after Elmer Riggs published his paper stating that Apatosaurus and Brontosaurus were the same creature, George and Neal discovered the skeleton of a brand new sauropod during an archeological dig in Turkey Creek Canyon near Mor... Read More

 

Who's the Bossasaur? - Coca-Cola Communications insisted on including Clem (on the left) in the animated series.  George and Neal responded with "Who?"


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Entry Logged By: George - Photos by: George (1)
Views: 392/9966
Added: 04/12/2014

 

Join the Moebius Strip Club

In 2015, tired of hearing all about his father's "great adventures" with George, Adin decided to put a stop to it (and have some fun in the process). At first, he went back in time to 1996, causing George to befriend him instead of Neal. The result... Read More

 

Join the Moebius Strip Club - Above: 804th Edition (due to constantly shifting timelines).


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Names Mentioned: Adin(1) ayla(1) bette midler(5) George(4) martha stewart(9) mike(1) neal(3) sam(1)
Entry Logged By: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)
Views: 347/13577
Added: 04/24/2014

 

The Wilhelm Scream and Other Sounds

The Wilhelm Scream is pretty well known for being a sound effect used in many, many movies. What is less well known is that George and Neal also provided sound effects that have been used in numerous movies, too. George made the original Jaros Yode... Read More

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Views: 306/10821
Added: 04/24/2014

 

That Crazy Bette

On April 25, 2014 Bette Midler was finally successful in her dastardly plot to capture Neal and George. Using a baked lasagna she was able to lure them into her trap (truthfully they suspected a trap all along, but thought it was for Garfield and wa... Read More

 

That Crazy Bette - Luckily George and Neal were rescued by George and Neal before their fate was the same as the poor saps in the other stasis pods.  Neal wasn't frightened by that though, it was Bette's prancing that worried him.


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Entry Logged By: George - Photos by: George (1)
Views: 138/2933
Added: 12/31/2015

 

No One Out Quotes The Donald

Did you know that George and Neal have written speeches for so many great politicians? Some of their best work includes:“I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity.” - Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House“It's time for the hum... Read More

 

No One Out Quotes The Donald - "Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad." - Not by George and Neal - Much as we'd like to claim credit for this gem, The Donald came up with it all on his own.


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Entry Logged By: Neal - Photos by: George (1)
Views: 101/1178
Added: 12/31/2015

 

Present Cookies. Which could also be given as presents. So, a double win.

In 1918, David Jung (arguably) invented the fortune cookie. Given its immense popularity, George and Neal created a cookie that told you your present. With messages such as “You just ate some food”, “You have just paid your bill” and “this cookie w... Read More

 

Present Cookies.  Which could also be given as presents.  So, a double win. - Eerily true.

 

 - Also true.


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Entry Logged By: Neal - Photos by: Neal (2)
Views: 153/925
Added: 01/03/2016

 

We Made Bon Jovi Cool

In early 1986 Bon Jovi was working on their album Slippery When Wet. Because their previous album wasn't as successful as they had hoped, they hired professional songwriter Desmond Child as a collaborator. He helped write some of the biggest hits f... Read More

 

We Made Bon Jovi Cool - The original album cover is also something we recommended be changed.  But in hindsight, maybe Bon Jovi should have kept it...


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Entry Logged By: George - Photos by: George (1)
Views: 149/1721
Added: 01/03/2016

 

Mmmm.... Gluten...

In 2010, George and Neal created a line of delicious, gluten-free food for those with gluten sensitivities. The food line was a gigantic hit for hundreds of years. As a result, however, George and Neal amassed large stockpiles of gluten which they ... Read More

 

Mmmm....  Gluten... - Apparently, Nambia’s standards for gluten production is world-class.


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Entry Logged By: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)
Views: 89/1783
Added: 01/04/2016

 

George the Merciless

On a visit to 1932 George and Neal met with Alex Raymond and related some of this Saga. Alex was inspired and two years later created Flash Gordon, a fairly accurate retelling of some of our adventures. Though the personalities are different, Raymo... Read More

 

George the Merciless - Ming really was one good looking dude.  Totally psychotic, but he made psychotic look good.


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Views: 124/1996
Added: 01/04/2016

 

Say Anything (That Won't Get You Arrested)

In 1988 Neal's infatuation with John Cusack reached an all-time high. John was generally pretty cool with it, but during the filming of Say Anything Neal went just a little too far (apparently hiding in the back seat of John's 1976 Blue Chevy Malibu... Read More

 

Say Anything (That Won't Get You Arrested) - Although John Cusack was able to complete the scene after body slamming Neal, Neal didn't get the message and pursued John for years, until he found out that John's sister was Ann Cusack and redirected his attentions her way.


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Names Mentioned: Ann Cusack(1) john cusack(1) john malkovich(1) say anything(1)
Entry Logged By: George - Photos by: George (1)
Views: 84/1850
Added: 05/26/2016

 

World's First Selfie

It was widely thought that Robert Cornelius took the very first self-portrait (or "selfie") in 1839. However, the truth is, not surprisingly, much more complicated than that. When Robert's friend, Herman "Twitchy" Aaron saw the selfie, he became in... Read More

 

World's First Selfie - A handsome gentleman.  Twitchy was also not hard on the eyes.

 

 - For some reason, George thought it was appropriate to wear a snake that day.


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Entry Logged By: Neal - Photos by: Neal (2)
Views: 82/741
Added: 05/28/2016

 

It Stinks!

Thanks to the success of nasty food television shows such as Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, and Worst Cooks in America, by 2019 there were no food critics willing to give any positive reviews to restaurants. Every review contained only scathing... Read More

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Names Mentioned: M.C. Hammer(1)
Entry Logged By: Neal
Views: 51/1028
Added: 07/09/2016

 

World's Firster Selfie

After Neal claimed to be in the first "selfie", George decided to both photobomb that "selfie" and then one-up Neal (because that's what he does). So in 1433 George joined the Early Netherlandish master Jan van Eyck in painting "Portrait of Two Men ... Read More

 

World's Firster Selfie - 3 days of sitting there while van Eyck painted and he never once offered George a cool turban.

 

 - Neal hasn't had a figure like that since, well, since that time he jumped out of the cake for that Under Siege movie.

 

 - We seriously had no idea those dinosaurs were back there.  Gee, the things you find when you develop your film...


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Entry Logged By: George - Photos by: George (3)
Views: 71/1009
Added: 07/11/2016

 

Pokemon STOP

In 2016, the phone app Pokemon:GO! was extremely popular. Kids, adults, and chimpanzees capable of stealing iPhones were all playing this highly addictive game, involving searching real-world locations to "capture" Pokemon characters.What people don... Read More

 

Pokemon STOP - Why George donned weird outfits and made "rawr rawr" kitten noises as players walked by... no one quite figured that one out.

 

 - Yep, there's nothing sacred about this. (Also, you can't unsee things like this.  That is why the internet must be stopped.)


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Views: 78/1340
Added: 07/20/2016

 

The World's Gone Tipsy

In 1932 the Italian government hired George to stabilize the Leaning Tower of Pisa to prevent its collapse. Starting during its construction and continuing until George's stabilization project the tower gradually shifted to lean 5.5 degrees. But Ge... Read More

 

The World's Gone Tipsy - It also doubles as a motorcycle ramp, perfect for jumping things, like sharks!

 

 - Now she really looks French.  Too much wine Frenchy?

 

 - 1,000 mortal souls were sacrificed on this spot.  That's what happens when Neal visits after having the local burritos.

 

 - Apparently one of the trees was attached to one of the spider silk support cables...


 

 - Hey look, Notre Dame is French, too!  Too much wine Frenchy?

 

 - The crookedness of the castle now matches the crookedness of the spelling (and pronunciation).  ...Neuschwanstein... (Gesundheit!)

 

 - They now have a problem with flooding.  We'll fix that in 2094...

 

 - Not French, but I hear he's big on wine, too, especially with all that water around...


 

 - China immediately claimed that the Hall of Supreme Harmony is still perfectly straight, it's the rest of the world that is leaning.


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Views: 136/2190
Added: 07/26/2016

 

The Guide to Everything

It surely goes without saying that, for thousands of years, George and Neal had an enormous impact on pop culture. They affected everything from television shows to movies, music to currency (especially during 2037-2062 where they convinced the worl... Read More

 

The Guide to Everything - Fun Fact: before being beamed directly into your skull (whether you wanted it or not), TV Guide use to be printed on an ancient material known as “paper.


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Entry Logged By: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)
Views: 94/4018
Added: 08/08/2016

 

Oh Wilson, Wherefore Art Thou Wilson

Unbeknownst to many, and typical for a Hollywood film, 2000s blockbuster hit Cast Away, starring Tom Hanks, was nowhere near as good as the Broadway musical it was based on, which also starred Tom Hanks and, coincidentally, Neal. Neal played the ico... Read More

 

Oh Wilson, Wherefore Art Thou Wilson - Neal was just as excited by Hanks' hairy chest and nipples as Hanks was to make fire.


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Names Mentioned: Cast Away(1) Tom Hanks(1)
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Views: 87/1710
Added: 08/08/2016

 

Bio-Autobiography

In 4020, George's clone wrote a biography about George's exciting, almost unbelievable life; however, since it was his life too, the clone technically composed the world's first "bio-autobiography". Interestingly, "Original George" (who unfortunatel... Read More

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Entry Logged By: Neal
Views: 53/477
Added: 09/21/2016

 

There is No Zero!

In 1966 George and Neal decided to visit the year 0, but the adventures they had in year 0 were so debaucherous that all reference to the year has been stricken from historical records.

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Views: 110/3424
Added: 09/21/2016

 

Clarissa (Neal) Explains It All. Well, Some of It. Poorly.

George recently learned that when movie directors want to disown a horrible project, they would remove their name and instead use the pseudonym "Alan Smithee". Seeing a financial opportunity (and wishing to recoup the money Neal lost the two of them... Read More

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Views: 64/818
Added: 10/28/2016

 

If You Survive the Looks You'll Be Tickled Smaragdine...

You know that saying, "If looks could kill"? Well, for a short period in 1868 some looks actually could kill. Glares, frowns, and the evil eye were often incapacitating and occasionally fatal. Luckily George and Neal were around and everyone was s... Read More

 

If You Survive the Looks You'll Be Tickled Smaragdine... - You really can't tell from this picture, mainly because it is in black and white, but the 1868 graduating class from the US Naval Academy in Annapolis is definitely tickled pink (except for the front row, they were tickled glaucous.


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Views: 46/615
Added: 10/28/2016

 

Presidential Passion!

Originally, Mel Gibson won the 2016 election. Thanks to George and Neal's time machine, this was averted. Unfortunately, Mel Gibson also had a time machine (which explains why many of his movies are so historically accurate), and he used it to once... Read More

 

Presidential Passion! - "This," purred Hillary, "gives a whole new meaning to 'Hot off the Press.'"

 

 - Republicans and Democrats finally agreed on one thing - this probably wasn't the best book to read to children.


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Views: 43/821
Added: 01/25/2017

 

Chewie Wookie Cookies

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... As a young girl, Princess Leia Organa was a member of the Alderaan Starflower Girl Scout Troop. Her troop was one of the first in the Core Worlds, but began to struggle with funding as a result of increa... Read More

 

Chewie Wookie Cookies - Today's most popular selling cookie is the Thin Mint, but in Leia's time the most popular variety were the Chewie Wookie cookies.


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Views: 71/434
Added: 03/08/2017

 

Settling The Great Debate

In an attempt to settle the long-running debate whether human behavior is determined by a person’s genes or rather by their environment, George and Neal traveled to 1990 and created the rap/ska musical group Naughty b... Read More

 

Settling The Great Debate - So naughty that Santa won't even bother checking his list even once for these guys.  (Also, snakes and babies were apparently status symbols of some sort back in 1990.)

 

 - A new debate arose, with some arguing the muffins were tastier than 2Pac's tea cakes.


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Views: 18/160
Added: 08/06/2017

 

It's a buffet, not a Buffett...

In 2121 Neal was stranded in the middle of the Pacific Ocean on a desert island. However, Neal couldn't spell and thought he was on a dessert island. He spent the next year and a half eating nothing but sand, bark, and the occasional wandering crab... Read More

 

It's a buffet, not a Buffett... - Although it was in tropical latitudes, it's a good thing George had his winter gear.  All that ice cream made the air pretty chilly.  Yummy, but chilly.


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Views: 15/71
Added: 08/06/2017

 

A Worthy Cause!

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, a story about a child born as an old man who aged in reverse, wasn’t always a work of fiction. Originally, there were multiple cases of children born as old people who then aged in reverse. In 2068, George and N... Read More

 

A Worthy Cause! - Above: Numerous seven-year-old sufferers of B.B. Disease participating in the 9th annual Walk for the Cure”

 

 - Above: Severe cases, unable to walk, participate in “Sleep for the Cure”


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Added: 08/07/2017

 

Give me a head with hair, weird, awkward hair...

In 2017 George and Neal decided to start a new hairstyle fad. Instead of the refined, prim, manicured look that they made popular for most of the previous decade they both decided to skip the weekly stylist visits and nightly shampoo/conditioner/bru... Read More

 

Give me a head with hair, weird, awkward hair... - George just got more and more hair everywhere, except where he needed it most.  Neal's hair took on the form of the animal spirits he had sacrificed to his hair in years past.


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Pre-Pre-Plagarism

On April 1, 2023, Neal was constantly repeating everything that George said. It was later discovered that as a practical joke George used the time traveling machine to go back in time to learn what Neal was about to say, then said it moments before ... Read More

Tags: A Confederacy of Dunces(2) April Fools(2) emile bronte(2) John Kennedy Toole(2) oscar wilde(2) The Picture of Dorian Gray(2) wuthering heights(2)
Names Mentioned: A Confederacy of Dunces(2) Emile Bronte(2) john kennedy toole(2) Oscar Wilde(2) the picture of dorian gray(2) Wuthering Heights(2)
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Added: 08/09/2017

 

Pre-Plagarism

On April 1, 2023, Neal was constantly repeating everything that George said. It was later discovered that as a practical joke George used the time traveling machine to go back in time to learn what Neal was about to say, then said it moments before N... Read More

Tags: A Confederacy of Dunces(2) April Fools(2) emile bronte(2) John Kennedy Toole(2) oscar wilde(2) The Picture of Dorian Gray(2) wuthering heights(2)
Names Mentioned: A Confederacy of Dunces(2) Emile Bronte(2) john kennedy toole(2) Oscar Wilde(2) the picture of dorian gray(2) Wuthering Heights(2)
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Views: 3/84
Added: 08/09/2017

 

I Like My Cartoon Men Like I Like My Fish, Round and Pudgy

During 2003, while involved in their historic "Dare Ya..." competitions, Neal said, "George, I dare ya to create a real life Ziggy," (the adorable, nonthreatening newspaper comic strip character). Neal was deeply satisfied with this dare, as he knew... Read More

 

I Like My Cartoon Men Like I Like My Fish, Round and Pudgy - That... is a strong likeness.


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Names Mentioned: Ziggy(1)
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Added: 09/11/2017



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