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When Lemurade Fails

Entry Logged on: February 10, 2021 to Part 4 by: George - Photos by: George (2)
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When Neal's recipe for Lemurade failed to catch on in the early 1900s, George suggested that it may have been because Lemurade didn't contain any actual lemurs. In 1964 George developed the recipe for Gatorade. He was sure this would be a wonderful recipe since it included actual alligator excretions. Gatorade became a huge success, though it was quickly reformulated by Dr. Robert Cade and his team and may or may not still contain alligator excretions (especially the yellow one).

 

When Lemurade Fails - The hardest part was getting the gator to stay in the jugs until they were ready to dump.  We really want to see the original trend with real alligators make a come-back!

The hardest part was getting the gator to stay in the jugs until they were ready to dump. We really want to see the original trend with real alligators make a come-back!

Photo by: George

After the success of Gatorade, George and Neal were approached by a number of companies to come up with formulations for other sports and energy drinks, like:


Most (but not all) of these were, unfortunately, reformulated. We'll let you guess which ones are still the same.

Tags: 1964(3) 1990s(4) bottoms up(1) drinks(1) farm-aid(1) inventions(49) recipes(10)
Names Mentioned: Dr. Robert Cade(1) gatorade(1)
Entry Logged By: George - Photos by: George (2)

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