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Entry Logged on: March 17, 2020 to Part 4 - Photos by: Neal (1)
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Jealous that the fictitious time travelers, Bill and Ted, got to meet and bring historical figures to their timelines, George and Neal decided to one-up them. They created an entire high school, populating the student body with hundreds of "borrowed" historical figures, both past and future. As one could imagine, the high school dominated many categories of competition, such as debate (the Socrates / Mr. T team cleaning up at every conference, typically employing "the only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing, fool!") and drama (Shakespeare's reboot, The Taming of the Shrek was surprisingly transcendent). However, Neal's lack of knowledge all things sports did hinder the school, as having famous painters Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael on the football team did not play out nearly as well as he thought it would.

 

High School - These kind words almost make up for the swirlees inflicted on them by Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael.  (They were understandably angry about being cut from the team.)

These kind words almost make up for the swirlees inflicted on them by Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael. (They were understandably angry about being cut from the team.)

Photo by: Neal

It was a crazy four years. George was voted "most likely to continue to be a guy named George." It was the highest honor he had ever received.

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