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Time is a Cruel Mistress

Entry Logged on: March 18, 2020 to Part 4 - Photos by: Neal (2)
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Neal turned 42 in 2020 (but celebrated his birthday in 1961 so he could send a chimp named Ham into outer space... not for science purposes, but because the chimp owed Neal some money... but that's a story for a different day). That day, Neal noticed his hair was thinning and became upset. Good friend that he is, George developed an alternate hair-care treatment that was also eco friendly.

George first tested the treatment on himself first. Needless to say, it went very well.

 

Time is a Cruel Mistress - You can also buy a replica of this - ask for the Chia George at your local Walgreens.

You can also buy a replica of this - ask for the Chia George at your local Walgreens.

Photo by: Neal

Initially, George was met with belly laughter when he saw Neal. Soon after, though, Neal decided he would like a luxurious green coif as well. Neal started the treatments immediately. Unfortunately, Neal's son Adin also wanted this stylish look as well.

Even more unfortunate, the treatments did not respond as expected for the Simons.

 

 - Above: the Simons "go green".

Above: the Simons "go green".

Photo by: Neal

Neal immediately discontinued the treatments. Adin, however, increased the treatments, commenting, "I kinda like it!" Currently, Adin is up for the role of Swamp Thing in DC's upcoming movie. Most agree, he's a shoe-in.

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