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From the generic

From the generic "How Do You Know" fields:Lived together?You lived in Sin in 1998.You lived in a van down by the river (but we swear nothing steamy happened) from 2004 to 2009.You lived in inside the underbelly of a Tauntaun - more romantic than it s... Read More

Tags: 1979(3) 1980(4) 1981(4) 1982(5) 1983(6) 1984(10) 1987(7) 1995(2) 1997(6) 1998(9) 2001(8) 2002(1) 2003(3) 2004(3) 2009(21) friends mentioned(4) our bands(9) relationships(6) rhubarb(4) star wars(7) thimblecon(2)
Names Mentioned: asgard(1) atlantis(1) beat farmers(1) chicago(14) djibuti(1) greenland(2) guinea-bissau(1) kyrgyzstan(1) lichtenstein(1) metropolis(1) moldova(1) nicholas exner(1) panama(1) qatar(1) star wars(7) sumatra(1) suriname(1) university of illinois(5)
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Views: 728/17433
Added: 02/09/2009


Facebook Edit-Off

In early 2009, George and Neal began their epic "Facebook Edit-Off" competition, which spanned eleven years, and over ten thousand pages of irrelevant information about their lives (all true!). All because neither George nor Neal is willing to admit ... Read More

Tags: 2009(21) competition(10) facebook(10)
Names Mentioned: facebook(9)
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Views: 378/3579
Added: 02/14/2009


Neal Simon's Manhood

Also in 2009, Neal's manhood became sentient and demanded to secede from his body. It was thought, (only by George, known by the rest of the world) that this was the result of Neal's long time habit of wussing out and doing things the girly way. In N... Read More


Neal Simon's Manhood - Scientific Fact #47(c): All people named Neal Simon are excellent lovers.

Tags: 1990s(4) 2009(21) amazing abilities(16) body parts(14) celebrities(69) phallus(8) theater(8) websites(7) xxx(11)
Names Mentioned: biloxi blues(1) king missile(1) lost in yonkers(1) neil simon(1) the odd couple(1)
Entry Logged By: George & Neal Collaboration - Photos by: Neal (1)
Views: 842/11952
Added: 02/14/2009


After George invented the semicolon in Aught 8, Neal loved it so much;; that he decided; to use; it;;; whenever; he;; could.;; Neal's invention of the thorn character Þ was met with much less enthusiasm. But the two combined make a very funny emotico... Read More

Tags: 8(1) emoticons(2) inventions(49) symbols(1)
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Views: 348/3602
Added: 02/16/2009




Tags: facebook(10)
Names Mentioned: facebook(9)
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Views: 347/1018
Added: 02/27/2009



George and Neal have an unhealthy obsession with Milton Bradley and other board games. This obsession, however, has proven beneficial. For instance George and Neal won second place at the Life Board Game National Competition two times (1956 and 1978)... Read More


Tic-Tac-Toe-Two - Tic-Tac-Toe-Two - The X's won, but by a close margin.

Tags: 1956(2) 1978(5) australia(2) games(15) inventions(49)
Names Mentioned: australia(1) milton bradley(1)
Entry Logged By: George & Neal Collaboration - Photos by: George (1)
Views: 344/4819
Added: 03/17/2009


Smells That I Can Produce and Then Identify

Neal and George's love of board games inspired George W. Bush to create his own line of games. He really wanted to create complex games that require an immense amount of concentration. His games, "Count Your Noses", "Connect the Dot", and "Smells Tha... Read More


Smells That I Can Produce and Then Identify - It's more challenging than it looks...

Tags: games(15) george w. bush(5) movies(41)
Names Mentioned: 21st century fox(1) george w. bush(4)
Entry Logged By: George & Neal Collaboration - Photos by: George (1)
Views: 388/7728
Added: 03/19/2009



In 1856 George and Neal invented over six different types of keyboards, the now ubiquitous QWERTY keyboard, the still sometimes used Dvorak keyboard, the infrequently used DHIATENSOR keyboard, and less common QWERTZ, AZERTY, QZERTY, Colemak, Turkish-... Read More

Tags: 1856(1) inventions(49)
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Views: 349/2884
Added: 03/20/2009


Love Aid Rings

In 1951, George and Neal decided to make a line of "Love Aid Rings" to sell to the public. Neal designed them based upon his own body, which he felt was of average proportion and size. People were not ready for such a product back in the 50's. That's... Read More


Love Aid Rings - Neal's "Love Aid Rings" got much more use, and brought joy to many more people in their modified "Hula Hoop" form. These women were much less excited when they tried these out as "Love Aid Rings".

Tags: 1950s(2) 1951(1) body parts(14) inventions(49) phallus(8) sports(24)
Entry Logged By: George & Neal Collaboration - Photos by: George (1)
Views: 375/6019
Added: 03/27/2009


Ultra-Mega Teeth Brushing and Cleaning System

In 1758 George and Neal invented tooth paste. Their first attempt was made from actual ground up teeth and was used to hold in dentures, but eventually they came up with a recipe for a tooth whitening and cleaning paste. In 1794 George and Neal inven... Read More

Tags: 1758(1) 1794(1) body parts(14) britain(9) inventions(49) laws(10) toothpaste(4)
Names Mentioned: britain(8) indiana(1)
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Views: 400/7766
Added: 03/28/2009


March of 2009

In March of 2009 George went back to February of 2009 and added another entry to this list of great accomplishments. This was George's laziest way to pass the ball back to Neal to add another entry to the list of great accomplishments. Neal then did ... Read More

Tags: 2009(21) slacking and being lazy are hard work(9) time machine(37)
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Views: 320/3204
Added: 03/30/2009


Vun (ah ah ah) Too (ah ah ah) Tree (ah ah ah)...

George was originally cast in the lead role as Michael Knight for the 1980's TV series Knight Rider, however due to conflicting interests (George was in the process of developing an actual artificial intelligence for a car, as well as a "human-like o... Read More


Vun (ah ah ah) Too (ah ah ah) Tree (ah ah ah)... - Above: what could have been.... But for the conflict of interest, George would have taken the role of Michael Knight, and would have went on to star in Baywatch, and sung arguably acceptable quality rock songs as the Berlin Wall came down. Hasselhoff, on the other hand, would have gone on to star in hundreds of adult films, including "Degradation She Wrote", "Smoke the Bandit", and "Not So Different Strokes". The jury is still out as to which would have been a better reality.

Tags: 1980s(7) art is art(10) celebrities(69) inspirations(19) knight rider(2) neal's fashion sense(21) scantily clad people(15) tv shows(49)
Names Mentioned: baywatch(1) berlin(1) david hasselhoff(2) dracula(2) knight rider(2) sesame street(4)
Entry Logged By: George & Neal Collaboration - Photos by: Neal (1)
Views: 386/12062
Added: 04/14/2009


Neal's On Wheels

(Ahem). In 2040, Neal offered a new service to the general public, wherein he would transport people on his back while riding on roller skates. He called it "Neal's On Wheels". Not to be outdone, George provided a service wherein he hid food all over... Read More


Neal's On Wheels - Sure they look cute, but when you have thousands of these little guys trying to cross Lake Shore Drive it tends to get messy... Cabbies don't like to stop.

Tags: 2040(4) business ventures(46) chicago(10) food(45) lawsuits(13) xxx(11)
Names Mentioned: chicago(14)
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Views: 601/10606
Added: 04/19/2009


Fingers of Doom!: the Helen Keller Story

In 1982, Neal and George wrote, produced, and starred in the off-Broadway musical, "Fingers of Doom!: the Helen Keller Story." The play, which had an all-ninja cast, was a rousing success. The musical ended up winning two Tony's and garnered such pra... Read More


Fingers of Doom!: the Helen Keller Story - It was an instant classic...

Tags: 1982(5) people of history(33) theater(8) video games(12)
Names Mentioned: broadway(3) don braunagel(1) helen keller(1) mortal kombat(1) roger ebert(1) san diego(1) tony awards(1)
Entry Logged By: George & Neal Collaboration - Photos by: George (1)
Views: 696/9403
Added: 05/16/2009


Love those Anne Geddes baby-flower costumes.

For some unknown reason Japanese people like to take photographs of George. Only Neal likes to take photos of Neal, in those Anne Geddes baby-flower costumes. Please don't ask Neal about it. It's really just a comfort thing. And really, who are you t... Read More

Tags: neal's fashion sense(21) we don't get it either(3)
Names Mentioned: anne geddes(1) japan(2)
Entry Logged By: George & Neal Collaboration
Views: 320/4032
Added: 12/10/2009


They like us, they REALLY like us!

Somehow, a tribute video was found in 1035 A.D. Weird... The video is a collection of photos from some of George and Neal's greatest achievements, set to a song that sounds remarkably like Sarah McLachlan's "I Will Remember You". Awwww, how touching... Read More

Tags: 1035(1) awards and recognition(12) celebrities(69) movies(41) music(26) videos(1)
Names Mentioned: Sarah McLachlan(1)
Entry Logged By: George & Neal Collaboration - Photos by: George & Neal Collaboration (1)
Views: 310/10875
Added: 03/23/2013

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