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The Opposable Nose: The Origin
Entry Logged on: March 13, 2009 to Part 1 by: George - Photos by: George & Neal Collaboration (1)Page Views: 500 - Times Displayed: 7463
In 9,996 BCE, Neal and George invented the opposable nose. It wasn't as well received and didn't go on to quite the success as the opposable thumb. However, there is a tribe of people in the central forests of Simushir, known as the Norge, which embraced the opposable nose. Their culture is very interesting and celebrates the gift of the opposable nose bestowed upon them by their ancient deities Egroeg and Laen, two powerful beings that visited their people with magical devices and funny haircuts.
Egroeg, preparing to bestow the wonderful gift of the opposable nose.
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