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Vacationing in 165,003 B.C.

Entry Logged on: March 14, 2009 to Part 1 by: George - Photos by: George (1)
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In 165,003 BCE George and Neal visited Macronesia, a large continent in the now Pacific Ocean (not to be confused with Macaronesia in the Atlantic). Unfortunately, while there we were careless and broke it into lots of smaller pieces. It is now known as Micronesia. Fortunately Macronesia was unpopulated at the time so no one is the wiser.

 

Vacationing in 165,003 B.C. - A map of Macronesia and the route George and Neal took on their visit, prior to breaking it into Micronesia...

A map of Macronesia and the route George and Neal took on their visit, prior to breaking it into Micronesia...

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