The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
Lavender, Lavender Everywhere
Entry Logged on: April 17, 2009 to Part 1 by: Neal - Photos by: George (1)Page Views: 357 - Times Displayed: 4165
In 2013, Neal and George totally negated existence as a result of a time paradox created by the two. In 2015, Neal and George totally fixed the problem. But... how could that possibly have happened, if they negated existence? My head hurts. Oh, also, Neal squished a bug back in prehistoric times, which had little effect on human evolution, except that we no longer have the ability to fly. Whoops.
Taken in 2014, right in the middle of the period when existence was negated. Yup, the absence of everything is lavender colored.
Photo by: George
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