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Pleasurebots: The Origin
Entry Logged on: June 25, 2009 to Part 2 by: Neal - Photos by: George (2), Neal (1)Page Views: 427 - Times Displayed: 7965
2011: As a result of all of George and Neal's time traveling they were away from home a good portion of the time. In an effort to provide comfort to their wives during these long absences, George and Neal created "Pleasurebots" - robots that could *ahem* provide their wives with "tender services". George and Neal were extremely proud of the fact that the robots they created were just as competent lovers as they were. Julie and Clarissa were extremely depressed by this fact.
The first pleasurebots. We still didn't work out all the kinks, so to speak.
Photo by: Neal
Clarissa and her Robo-Neal (Version 2.0).
Photo by: George
Julie and her Robo-George (Version 2.0). Gives new meaning to the phrase "chrome dome".
Photo by: George
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