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Bob Ross: The Origin

Entry Logged on: July 10, 2009 to Part 2 by: George - Photos by: George (1)
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In 1968 George and Neal trained a kitten to paint. That kitten in turn trained Bob Ross to paint. Bob Ross in turn taught countless of people to paint. So thanks to Neal and George and one talented kitten there are millions of "happy little trees". Who says we don't love the environment...

 

Bob Ross: The Origin - For years the cat lived in Bob Ross's hair, giving advice and supplying large amounts of dopamine.

For years the cat lived in Bob Ross's hair, giving advice and supplying large amounts of dopamine.

Photo by: George

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Names Mentioned: bob ross(2)
Entry Logged By: George - Photos by: George (1)

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