The Grand Saga of
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George Spores
Entry Logged on: March 25, 2009 to Part 1 by: Neal - Photos by: George (1)Page Views: 405 - Times Displayed: 7563
In September 1928, Neal and George decided to attempt to clone themselves so that future generations could benefit from their awesomeness. Neal believed he was on to something when he created "George Spores", which grew from George's feet. In reality, this was just Athlete's Foot, obtained by George while showering at the dorms at U of I. However, on the plus side, when Neal threw out his "George Spores" in Alexander Fleming's laboratory, it resulted in Fleming's discovery of Penicillin. So, millions of lives were once again saved by George's stinky feet.
George Spores... Who knew they would be so beneficial. They are rather good looking though.
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