The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
Oh God I Shot Momma
Entry Logged on: March 18, 2009 to Part 1 by: Neal - Photos by: George (1)Page Views: 1176 - Times Displayed: 6830
In 1949, George starred in the off-Broadway (well, off-off Broadway) play "Oh God I Shot Momma" as the corpse. On a completely different note, that same year Neal was beaten by Albert Einstein at both chess and wrestling - at the same time. That guy was wicked tough.
This was one dude you didn't want to mess with. He'd pin you so fast that you'd age a little bit more than him.
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