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The Lazy X

Entry Logged on: July 07, 2009 to Part 2 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)
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In 1987, while working on their little known chromosome research project, George and Neal discovered that the Y chromosome was merely a "lazy X" chromosome. This explains why most men are less productive (and let's face it, hygienic) than women. Of course, this data was accidentally suppressed by George and Neal, because they were too lazy to mail it in for publication. They'll get to it. Someday.

 

The Lazy X - Above: lazy bastard.

Above: lazy bastard.

Photo by: Neal

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