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Girls Gone Tame

Entry Logged on: September 02, 2009 to Part 2 by: George - Photos by: George (1)
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In 2021, to capitalize on the new, extremely modest trends in fashion, George and Neal made millions off their new video series called "Girls Gone Tame". In exchange for putting on an extra petticoat, George and Neal would provide college girls with a sweater with a tiny "Girls Gone Tame" logo embroidered discreetly on it. Wrrrrrowwww...

 

Girls Gone Tame - You should hear about all the stuff they weren't willing to do...

You should hear about all the stuff they weren't willing to do...

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