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Entry Logged on: September 24, 2012 to Part 3 by: George - Photos by: George (2)Page Views: 389 - Times Displayed: 14144
In September 2012 George took a short break from time travelling, changing history, and altering the laws of physics to spend some more time with his family. On September 3rd he showed the boys how to distort spacial dimensions to grow and shrink at will. On the 8th they learned about monarch butterflies and how Neal taught them to fly from Canada to Mexico. And on September 9th George and his boys had fun flying hipsters in the park. It was a fun filled week!
Sam had been wishing to be bigger for a long time. Now, with his new knowledge on dimensional disruption it's only a matter of time before he decides to crush Tokyo.
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Unfortunately, a few minutes after this picture was taken the wind let up and those hipsters made a pretty ironic splat.
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