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Clint Ain't Wacko!
Entry Logged on: September 09, 2012 to Part 3 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)Page Views: 406 - Times Displayed: 16994
In August 2012, Clint Eastwood was thought to have embarrassed himself at the Republican National Convention by pretending to argue with an invisible President Obama, when in actuality he was merely talking with an empty chair. Most of the world cut him some slack when they realized that not six months earlier, Eastwood participated in the famous "Eastwood / Invisible Neal" debates, ironically emceed by a very visible Obama. You couldn't blame the guy for later getting slightly confused.
Despite being invisible, Neal frustrated many by continually asking how his hair was.
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