The Grand Saga of
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Vintage Escher Architecture - For Rent
Entry Logged on: August 11, 2009 to Part 2 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)Page Views: 284 - Times Displayed: 9441
Speaking of M.C. Escher, in 1955, George and Neal once rented an apartment from him. On the plus side, the rent was very low for such a roomy place. The downside? All the faceless people. Very creepy. Also, the conflicting laws of gravity made going to the bathroom very, very complicated and often times messy.
Reason #85 why neither George nor Neal will win "Father of the Year": telling their children the bathroom is downstairs.
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