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Synchronized Swimming

Entry Logged on: February 13, 2009 to Part 1 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)
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Remember Karate Kid? Well, George and Neal faced off against each other in a similar competition, except it was not Karate, but rather synchronized swimming. George won, and thanks to Neal's speedo, everyone else lost.

 

Synchronized Swimming - This cannot end well.

This cannot end well.

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