The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
Them Amazing Ladies
Entry Logged on: August 18, 2009 to Part 2 by: George - Photos by: George (1)Page Views: 416 - Times Displayed: 6218
In 2001 George married the most incredible woman ever to live, past, present, and future, leaving Neal to settle for the second best, although if you ask Neal the opposite is true. This is a debate that will continue for centuries. In fact, college courses will be offered discussing the philosophies of both sides of the debate.
What is nearly as amazing as these two women is the fact that they even agreed to marry George and Neal in the first place, and then managed to put up with them for years, and provide them with a continuation of their genetic lineage. George and Neal have no idea how lucky they are (well, maybe just a little).
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