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Fun With Genetics
Entry Logged on: May 27, 2009 to Part 2 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (3)Page Views: 454 - Times Displayed: 8793
Neal does not like the taste of fish. In 2000, George decided to help out Neal by playing around with genetics to create the first fish that tasted like chicken. Unfortunately, this backfired, and now nearly all chickens found in the Midwest taste like fish. Undeterred, George and Neal found themselves immersed in the complicated world of genetics. Despite a plethora of cease-and-desist orders from the most prominent scientific communities, George created the first gir-rilla (pronounced Jer-rilla):
Nature just threw up a little in its mouth.
Photo by: Neal
Not to be outdone, Neal created the world's first Dat, which won 2nd prize at the Westminster Freakshow:
This is where we jumped the shark, genetically speaking.
Photo by: Neal
Between 2000-2004, Neal and George fervently created more and more hybrid animals, the likes of which this world has never seen (including the Zebruck, the pengagroo, and the hipponaucerous, a personal favorite). However, George and Neal ceased entirely working in the realm of genetics when a bearpotomus and an ostrephant had a mutant baby so terrifying, so disgusting, that it cannot be adequately described. Here's a picture:
No wait. HERE'S where we jumped the shark, genetically speaking.
Photo by: Neal
After this abomination was spewn forth, George and Neal decided to call it a day, and destroyed each and every hybrid creature they created.
....Well, except for the platypus. We love that little guy.
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