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Heavy Petting

Entry Logged on: October 01, 2013 to Part 3 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)
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In 1975, Gary Dahl became a millionaire virtually overnight when he invented the "pet rock." He marketed it as the perfect pet - one that did not need to be fed, walked, groomed or bathed. Ignoring this selling point and wanting in on the action, George and Neal marketed "The Pet Rock Pet". Sales were abysmal - and those pets that were actually sold succumbed to starvation fairly soon thereafter.

George and Neal's later invention, Mood-Swing rings (randomly forcing you to punch people when you are at your happiest) fared only slightly better.

 

Heavy Petting - Doomed.

Doomed.

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Tags: cats need food(1) cute(2) dead(1) mood rings(1) Pet Rocks(1) violent mood swing(1)
Names Mentioned: Gary Dahl(1)
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