The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
Luckily for cats, this was a very short period.
Entry Logged on: February 11, 2013 to Part 3 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)Page Views: 298 - Times Displayed: 7273
During the brief period where George and Neal were not awesome (see www.george-and-neal-are-not-awesome.info), they invented Cat Baseball. It... did not end well.
Gerbil Football proved much more popular.
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