The Grand Saga of
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Ten Cent Beer Night
Entry Logged on: June 05, 2009 to Part 2 by: NealPage Views: 388 - Times Displayed: 4058
On June 4th, 1974 George and Neal organized the first (and last) ever Ten Cent Beer Night at the Cleveland Municipal Stadium. The event was both a raging success and huge failure depending on your point of view. While increasing the attendance three-fold, it also resulted in a mass drunken riot. Seriously, we don't make this stuff up, check for yourself:http://en.wikipedia.org/wi
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