The Grand Saga of
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P & VP
Entry Logged on: April 09, 2009 to Part 1 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)Page Views: 281 - Times Displayed: 4413
Through a series of mishaps and mistaken identities, for a three-day period in 1943 George and Neal assumed the position of President and Vice President of the United States. Before the mistake was corrected, George and Neal passed a series of laws that, in 1943, made little sense and were ignored. In 2008, Neal and George were paid a check for multiple millions of dollars as a result of the 1943 "Human Fund" Act. Also, January 31st was proclaimed a national holiday ("Neal Simon Kickass Day") as was April 4 ("Smell Like George Day").
Ah... Couldn't've been any worse than the Bush years.
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