Did you know that George and Neal have written speeches for so many great politicians? Some of their best work includes:
“I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity.” - Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House
“It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!” - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars
“We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally.” - Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister
“I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.” - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons.
“China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.” - Charles de Gaulle, former French President
Neal and George considered writing speeches for Donald Trump, but realized they could not improve upon them.
"Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad." - Not by George and Neal - Much as we'd like to claim credit for this gem, The Donald came up with it all on his own.
Photo by: George
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