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Nealocrats and Georgicans
Entry Logged on: August 25, 2012 to Part 3 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)Page Views: 342 - Times Displayed: 3218
In 2034, as a result of their love of George and Neal, America did away with their bipartisan political landscape, replacing it with a more unified governmental system known as Neorgitarians. But by 2035, the unification was no more - the group had splintered into two distinct and separate groups, Nealocrats and Georgicans. Nealocrats were considered intelligent, rational, and well-spoken; however, they constantly inappropriately dressed for most occasions.
Above: A Nealocrat attending a somber funeral. Most assuredly, this did not put the "fun" back in "funeral." It did, however, put the "uncomfortable" back in "uncomfortabuneral".
Photo by: Neal
Georgicans were widely considered insane, but known to have excellent table manners.
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