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Samhain and Zarathosht Diso

Entry Logged on: February 12, 2009 to Part 1 by: George - Photos by: Neal (1)
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A second attempt to unite the religious holidays of Samhain and Zarathosht Diso was equally disastrous since neither of them was Wiccan or Zoroastrian.

 

Samhain and Zarathosht Diso - Venn diagrams are always helpful.

Venn diagrams are always helpful.

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Names Mentioned: samhain(1) zarathosht diso(1)
Entry Logged By: George - Photos by: Neal (1)

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