The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
Just don't use it on your clothes, please.
Entry Logged on: August 09, 2010 to Part 3 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)Page Views: 273 - Times Displayed: 5363
In 2048, Neal claimed to invent an invisibility potion, and thereafter used the potion to open up many financially successful invisible zoos. George later discovered that Neal didn't devise any invisibility potion, but rather created an elaborate and complex hoax (okay, so it wasn't that complex, since Neal just held up his hand and claimed to be holding something invisible).
Neal relaxes with a delicious invisible Dr. Pepper. (Now with even less calories than Diet Dr. Pepper!)
Photo by: Neal
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