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Entries From Tuesday, March 24, 2009

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We're Not Bigfoot

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Added: 03/24/2009

George and Neal are both virile, macho men - so much so that if they did not shave for two days, hair would grow all over their body, making them look "ape-like." Occasionally, they do not shave, but still appear in public. This explains the constant "bigfoot" sightings. Unknown to most, however, is that the name was derived from the fact that the hairy-George constantly appeared while carrying his Bigfoot convenience store cup.


We're Not Bigfoot - Later that day Neal shaved and went to dinner at Applebee's. No one suspected a thing.

Later that day Neal shaved and went to dinner at Applebee's. No one suspected a thing.

Photo by: George

Tags: amazing abilities(16) animals(17) conspiracy theories(7) george funk(11) hair(12) mythological critters(7) neal's fashion sense(21)
Entry Logged By: Neal - Photos by: George (1)

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It Was A Big Stapler

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Added: 03/24/2009

In 1959, George and Neal did some other awesome stuff, and one thing they are both not very proud of. It involved a tray of ice, a can of motor oil, and an industrial-sized stapler. I don't want to talk about it. Let's move on. Please.

Tags: 1959(1) forget this ever happened(9) stapler(3)
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Norris and Nye

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Added: 03/24/2009

George and Neal taught Chuck Norris everything he knows about kicking ass and Bill Nye everything he knows about science.

Tags: celebrities(69) kicking ass(16) science(28)
Names Mentioned: bill nye(1) chuck norris(2)
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Procrastinat... I'll finish later...

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Added: 03/24/2009

Despite having a time machine, George and Neal are terrible procrastinators. In fact the time travelling makes things even worse because they just skip around due dates.

Tags: procrastination(5) slacking and being lazy are hard work(9) time machine(37)
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