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Norris and Nye

Entry Logged on: March 24, 2009 to Part 1 by: George
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George and Neal taught Chuck Norris everything he knows about kicking ass and Bill Nye everything he knows about science.

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Names Mentioned: bill nye(1) chuck norris(2)
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