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Luckily for cats, this was a very short period.

Entry Logged on: February 11, 2013 to Part 3 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)
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During the brief period where George and Neal were not awesome (see www.george-and-neal-are-not-awesome.info), they invented Cat Baseball. It... did not end well.

 

Luckily for cats, this was a very short period. - Gerbil Football proved much more popular.

Gerbil Football proved much more popular.

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