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Apollo 19

Entry Logged on: October 22, 2012 to Part 3 by: George - Photos by: George (1)
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In July 1972 George and Neal were members of the Apollo 19 mission to the moon. After landing in the Hyginus Rille region-Linear Rille, crater area. We were part of a team that explored a clutch of crashed extraterrestrial vehicles, several large egg shaped objects with an "Ork or Bust" sticker on the back of one. In 1978 we made a television series about our discovery.

 

Apollo 19 - Houston, we have a nanu nanu.

Houston, we have a nanu nanu.

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