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Historic 10 year journey from Chicago to DeKalb

Entry Logged on: February 14, 2009 to Part 1 by: George
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Just last year George and Neal began their historic 10 year journey from Chicago to DeKalb. Currently they're stuck in traffic and just called their wives to say they'll be late and expect the trip to actually take 11 years and 3 months.

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