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Monuments to Greatness
Entry Logged on: May 11, 2009 to Part 2 by: George - Photos by: George (2)Page Views: 595 - Times Displayed: 5281
Gutzon Borglum originally had six faces carved on Mount Rushmore. The busts of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt, and Abe Lincoln were flanked by Neal Simon (next to Washington) and George Jaros (next to Lincoln) to honor us for our countless contributions to human civilization. However, a freak thunderstorm in 1968 caused the faces of George and Neal to fall off the monument.
The original Mount Rushmore.
Photo by: George
A new monument nearby has been in the works for quite a while. Its developmental codename is the "Crazy Horse Memorial", but will most likely be released with a final name of "Jar-mon Mountain" or something similar.
The in-progress Crazy Horse Monument and a model of what the finished sculpture will look like.
Photo by: George
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