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EastKippur

Entry Logged on: February 12, 2009 to Part 1 by: Neal
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In an effort to unify religions, George and Neal combined Easter and Yom Kippur, (known as "EastKippur"). Unfortunately, this resulted in a cruel irony wherein children are surrounded by chocolate rabbits but denied the opportunity to eat them.

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Names Mentioned: easter(1) yom kippur(1)
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