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Entries From Thursday, February 12, 2009

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In an effort to unify religions, George and Neal combined Easter and Yom Kippur, (known as "EastKippur"). Unfortunately, this resulted in a cruel irony wherein children are surrounded by chocolate rabbits but denied the opportunity to eat them.

Tags: blends(3) christian(8) holidays(8) jewish(6) mashups(12) rabbits(2) religion(11)
Names Mentioned: easter(1) yom kippur(1)
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Samhain and Zarathosht Diso

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A second attempt to unite the religious holidays of Samhain and Zarathosht Diso was equally disastrous since neither of them was Wiccan or Zoroastrian.


Samhain and Zarathosht Diso - Venn diagrams are always helpful.

Venn diagrams are always helpful.

Photo by: Neal

Tags: failures(22) holidays(8) mashups(12) religion(11) wicca(1) zoroastrianism(1)
Names Mentioned: samhain(1) zarathosht diso(1)
Entry Logged By: George - Photos by: Neal (1)

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Tooth-whitening Toothpaste

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George and Neal hit great fame in the late '80s after successfully marketing a tooth-whitening toothpaste. However, when it was discovered that the "paste" was merely the inside of a Twinkie®, sales plummeted, except in Europe.

Tags: 1980s(7) business ventures(46) europe(4) failures(22) toothpaste(4)
Names Mentioned: twinkies(1)
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Teeth are for Wussies, so Give Edentulous a Chance

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Added: 02/12/2009

In order to prevent George and Neal from becoming destitute after the ADA failed to support their new toothpaste approximately three dozen musicians, actors, and rhubarb farmers (friends from the IARF) joined together to perform a benefit concert and recorded the '80's hit feel-good song "Teeth are for Wussies, so Give Edentulous a Chance". We are still waiting for the benefits of that get-together. On the plus side, dentists all around the world praised us for assisting in increasing their demand.


Teeth are for Wussies, so Give Edentulous a Chance - Finally.... a worthy cause!

Finally.... a worthy cause!

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Tags: 1980s(7) awards and recognition(12) celebrities(69) edentulous(2) rhubarb(4) toothpaste(4)
Entry Logged By: George - Photos by: Neal (1)

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