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The Great Smog of '52
Entry Logged on: February 10, 2009 to Part 1 by: GeorgePage Views: 710 - Times Displayed: 5466
In 1952 (but chronologically in 1997 during a trip in a time machine they co-invented) George and Neal visited London, resulting in the Great Smog of '52 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wi
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