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Entry Logged on: February 13, 2009 to Part 1 by: GeorgePage Views: 408 - Times Displayed: 7241
In 2035 George and Neal (using their time machine again) discovered the secret to producing Cold Fusion power. Unfortunately at the time they didn't realize the implications of their discovery since they were only trying to develop a more efficient way to dispose of dog waste. It wasn't until 2115 that technology caught up to their misguided genius.
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