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We Help You Help Yourself - Self Help Clinic

Entry Logged on: February 13, 2009 to Part 1 by: Neal
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In 2005, George and Neal founded the "We Help You Help Yourself - Self Help Clinic". It is unknown at this time whether the Clinic was a whopping success or an utter failure, as George and Neal never unlocked the doors to the clinic, assuming those who needed the help would find it themselves.

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