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The Evian Mobile
Entry Logged on: March 22, 2009 to Part 1 by: George - Photos by: George (1)Page Views: 480 - Times Displayed: 6834
In 1910 George and Neal, knowing the future issues that would be caused by the pollution from combustion engines, invented a highly efficient hydrogen powered car that ran on common bottled water; a 20oz bottle lasted 350 miles. Unfortunately bottled water hadn't been invented and George and Neal got tired of travelling forward and backward in time just to bring Evian back. Shortly after we stopped bringing water to the early 1900's the fledgling Ford Motor Company and Standard Oil were able to purchase the technology and pretend it never existed.
This vehicle, with its over-sized Evian bottles, could travel over 12,000 miles before needing a refill.
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