The Grand Saga of
George and Neal's Adventures
Through Time and Space (and Pudding)!
Everybody Poops
Entry Logged on: July 23, 2009 to Part 2 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)Page Views: 365 - Times Displayed: 7714
In 1984, Bantam Books contacted George and Neal, requesting they write and illustrate a book for their Choose Your Own Adventure book line. George and Neal decided to adapt their favorite book, Everybody Poops, as a choose your own adventure book. Unfortunately, there was really only one possible ending to the book, making it somewhat of a pointless adaption.
George and Neal's favorite book. Second favorite? Most People Wipe.
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