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Tooth-whitening Toothpaste

Entry Logged on: February 12, 2009 to Part 1 by: Neal
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George and Neal hit great fame in the late '80s after successfully marketing a tooth-whitening toothpaste. However, when it was discovered that the "paste" was merely the inside of a Twinkie®, sales plummeted, except in Europe.

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