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Vanished Celebrity Vaudeville Variety Hour

Entry Logged on: March 22, 2009 to Part 1 by: George
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In 1937 George and Neal, while experimenting with a new potato gun in the central Pacific, accidentally shot down Amelia Earhart's airplane. They were able to rescue her from the wreckage and she ended up staying on the island with them for quite a while. After initial reservations, she finally gave in to Neal's romantic advances. Unsatisfied, she gave up on Neal and tried to seduce George. It was at this point that George and Neal decided to ask Amelia to join their super secret society of vanished celebrities. To date the super secret society consists of Amelia Earhart, Andy Kaufman, Elvis, Tupac Shakur, Notorious B.I.G., Stephen Foster, Hitler, Jimmy Hoffa, Bono, Sonny Bono, the original Cher, Kurt Cobain, Al Capone, Jim Morrison, Benjamin Franklin, Nikola Tesla, Jake the Snake Roberts, Atilla the Hun, Ludwig von Beethoven, Beavis & Butthead, Cleopatra, Shelley Long, Bronson Pinchot, William Hung, Jaleel White, Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem, James Dean, Glen Miller, Marcus Schrenker, and the Fraggles. The plan is to bring everyone back in 2064 for a Vanished Celebrity Vaudeville Variety Hour world tour. Amelia will be doing her amazing basketball spinning trick.

Tags: 1937(2) 2064(1) celebrities(69) organizations(15) theater(8)
Names Mentioned: adolf hitler(1) al capone(1) amelia earhart(1) andy kaufman(1) atilla the hun(1) beavis & butthead(2) benjamin franklin(1) bono(1) bronson pinchot(1) cher(1) cleopatra(2) dr. teeth and the electric mayhem(1) elvis(1) glen miller(2) jake the snake roberts(1) jaleel white(1) james dean(1) jim morrison(1) jimmy hoffa(1) kurt cobain(2) ludwig von beethoven(1) marcus schrenker(1) nikola tesla(1) notorious b. i. g.(1) shelley long(1) sonny bono(1) stephen foster(1) the fraggles(1) tupac shakur(1) william hung(1)
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People, Places, Companies, Products, and Things mentioned that you may recognize from your reality: adolf hitler(1), al capone(1), amelia earhart(1), andy kaufman(1), atilla the hun(1), beavis & butthead(2), benjamin franklin(1), bono(1), bronson pinchot(1), cher(1), cleopatra(2), dr. teeth and the electric mayhem(1), elvis(1), glen miller(2), jake the snake roberts(1), jaleel white(1), james dean(1), jim morrison(1), jimmy hoffa(1), kurt cobain(2), ludwig von beethoven(1), marcus schrenker(1), nikola tesla(1), notorious b. i. g.(1), shelley long(1), sonny bono(1), stephen foster(1), the fraggles(1), tupac shakur(1), william hung(1)

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