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Oh God I Shot Momma

Entry Logged on: March 18, 2009 to Part 1 by: Neal - Photos by: George (1)
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In 1949, George starred in the off-Broadway (well, off-off Broadway) play "Oh God I Shot Momma" as the corpse. On a completely different note, that same year Neal was beaten by Albert Einstein at both chess and wrestling - at the same time. That guy was wicked tough.

 

Oh God I Shot Momma - This was one dude you didn't want to mess with. He'd pin you so fast that you'd age a little bit more than him.

This was one dude you didn't want to mess with. He'd pin you so fast that you'd age a little bit more than him.

Photo by: George

Tags: 1949(2) einstein(3) games(15) people of history(33) sports(24) theater(8)
Names Mentioned: albert einstein(4) Broadway(3)
Entry Logged By: Neal - Photos by: George (1)

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