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Entry Logged on: December 05, 2013 to Part 3 by: Neal - Photos by: Neal (1)
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Wanting to "shake things up" for the next Hanukah, in 2013 Neal invented "Tleg", the exact opposite of Gelt - chocolate on the outside, gold foil on the inside. It was as good one would expect.

 

Happy Chomp-akah - "It's.. deliciously...painful..."

"It's.. deliciously...painful..."

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