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Entry Logged on: September 29, 2009 to Part 3 by: Neal
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On May 11, 1997, "Deep Blue", a chess-playing computer developed by IBM, won a six-game match by two wins to one with three draws against world champion Garry Kasparov. George believed he do could much better than Kasparov, and challenged the computer to another six-game match. The computer beat George - badly - in the chess competition. However, when George challenged Deep Blue to an Ultimate Fighting Championship, the computer was easily beaten by George, losing 5 out of 6 matches.

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Names Mentioned: garry kasparov(1) ibm(1) ultimate fighting championship(2)
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