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Samhain and Zarathosht Diso
Entry Logged on: February 12, 2009 to Part 1 by: George - Photos by: Neal (1)Page Views: 388 - Times Displayed: 2655
A second attempt to unite the religious holidays of Samhain and Zarathosht Diso was equally disastrous since neither of them was Wiccan or Zoroastrian.
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