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Fear Factor Delicacies
Entry Logged on: March 07, 2009 to Part 1 by: Neal - Photos by: George (1)Page Views: 511 - Times Displayed: 8734
In 1998, George convinced Neal to go on Fear Factor, where Neal went on to eat 50 scorpions, 12 worms, and over a hundred bull testicles. Neal later learned in fact that George had merely played a practical joke and he was never on Fear Factor. Neal would have swore revenge, except that he realized he really liked eating bull testicles so he wasn't all that angry.
Why Neal took a liking to these we will never know, but he just couldn't stop downing them like there was no tomorrow.
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