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Napoleon's iPod: The Origin

Entry Logged on: March 07, 2009 to Part 1 by: George
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In 2001 Apple Computer Corporation released the iPod. Sources say that the design was based on an archaeological find from a dig in Russia near the location of the Battle of Borodino. Rumors were that it was a relic of an alien civilization that was manipulating Napoleon through an implant near his ear. They were confused by the label attached to it's battery compartment that said "Property of George, Neal keep your hands off!". Apple's first iPod was a nearly identical copy of the relic.

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Names Mentioned: apple computer corporation(3) ipod(2) napoleon(2) russia(1)
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