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Rhymes with 'Orange'

Entry Logged on: March 22, 2013 to Part 3 by: Neal
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Upon hearing that no word in the English language rhymed with "orange," in 1986, George invented the word "sporange" just so one would exist. Years later, its definition still remains a mystery (although curiously, three people have thus far been convicted of "sporanging.").

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